Mine...

Because my husband isn't home to tell me I can't...

2009-10-31T12:10:29Z

-List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
-Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest).
-Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
-Supply photos for said people.

5. David Tennant.
Doctor Who
But only if he stays in character and we can do it in the TARDIS.

4. Brandon Boyd
Lead singer of Incubus
What can I say, BB has been on my celebrity shag list for like.. forever.

3. Robert Downey Jr
Iron Man
I'm really looking forward to Sherlock Holmes.. and Iron Man 2.

2. Hugh Jackman.
Every movie he's ever been in.. though I did watch Australia last night which may have rekindled my lust a bit..
Not only is he hot but he is one of the nicest guys in Hollywood.

1. John Barrowman.
Torchwood
I've been watching way too much Torchwood lately.. and yes, I know he's gay but it's not like it's ever gonna happen anyway...

Wow, that was a suprisingly hard list to make, mainly the order but a few guys got left on the cutting room floor...

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2009-09-25T13:55:01Z

21:50 GO PARRA! #

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2009-08-29T13:55:01Z

09:51 just voted "Pagan! :D" on "Show Us Twitter's Religious Diversity." vote too ➔ bit.ly/LIJ8G #

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2009-06-11T13:55:02Z

20:31 is doing the MS Readathon.. Please sponsor me! bit.ly/apOG7 #

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Telephobia

2009-05-09T01:09:38Z

I have this strange fear of telephones. More precisely, talking on telephones. I can receive calls ok generally, but it takes a lot for me to make calls and the only person I'm ever really comfortable speaking to is Nic. I even find talking to my family awkward.
I much prefer to email or text. Maybe that's why I'm such a technology whore? I know a fair few people of the older persuasion who complain about how techie mobile phones are getting, they don't want camera phones or mp3 player phones or any of that junk. They just want a mobile that will take and make calls. I don't. I love my iPhone. I can email, text, take photos, play music, as well a plethora of other things thanks to the many awesome apps.
Recently we bought a new home phone. One of those cordless deals with 3 handsets and an answering machine built in. Nic uses it to call me if i'm home, but nobody else ever really calls it because A. we have a private number and B. the old phone never used to work so we relied mostly on our mobiles instead. It took us months and a long weekend away to even put a message on the machine. Yet, every time I walk past I press the play button and get a little bit sad when the man in the machine tells me "No, new messages" I think its the harsh way he says it, a forceful "NO" then a pause before the indifferent "new messages". Maybe he's just cranky cause I push the button a lot even though I know there's no messages.

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2009-04-21T13:55:02Z

18:53 I got me a Wii Fit today and it's awesome! #

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2009-04-17T13:55:02Z

21:29 Spending Friday night at the hospital is balls.. giant dogs balls. #

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2009-04-05T13:55:01Z

10:55 some peoples ignorance astounds me #

20:24 I've finally finished all the bloody eyelets on my new cotehardie! Now just the sleeves and to finish! #

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2009-04-04T13:55:01Z

20:24 I'm disgusted at the amount of irresposible pet owners out there. In under 5 minutes we saw at least 6 cats out after dark. #

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2009-04-03T13:55:02Z

09:02 Last day at work for 2 whole weeks! *happy dance* #

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2009-03-31T13:55:02Z

19:49 I'm missing a needle and extremely paranoid that one of the cats has eaten it.. will be keeping a close eye on them.. #

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2009-03-30T13:55:04Z

07:11 I'm exhausted after a weekend of sewing.. Only 10 days til festival and and still so much left to do! :( #

22:02 I now have slighlty less to do for festival... #

22:21 I'm tired and grumpy but I don't want to go to bed.. I don't know what I want.. :( #

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2009-03-27T00:55:02Z

13:08 Today I want to be anywhere but here, anytime but now. #

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2009-03-26T13:02:34Z

09:26 I can't believe Festival is so close and I feel like I've accomplished nothing! The next 2 weekends are WORK WORK WORK! *panics* #
13:08 Today I want to be anywhere but here, anytime but now. #

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2009-03-25T13:03:03Z

09:00 8 days of work left.. *HAPPY DANCE* #

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2009-03-24T13:03:10Z

09:23 I love Charlie and Lola.. though for some reason it makes me really clucky.. #

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2009-03-23T13:02:29Z

09:47 10 working days.. and counting. #

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2009-03-17T13:02:32Z

08:44 I wonder if the cat is trying to prepare me for motherhood by waking me up at 4.30 every fucking morning! #

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2009-03-10T13:02:42Z

21:34 I just emailed a new author to tell him how much I loved his book.. I'm such a fangrrl! #

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2009-03-08T13:01:58Z

14:26 Yay! New fishies! 2 new awesome black guppies, 10 neons and 4 invisafish! #

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2009-03-06T13:03:13Z

09:48 It's FRIDAY! *does the friday happy dance* #

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2009-03-03T13:02:53Z

08:41 Shit sleep again.. WTF! *grumble grumble* #
08:59 I wish I could just curl up back in bed and forget about the world.. #
09:28 There are workmen on my roof.. Hopefully this means next time it rains we won't have a waterfall in the hallway... #
12:08 Fuck I hate some customers.. no you can't open the chess sets you stupid bint! Arrgghh! #
00:00 All i want is a decent nights sleep, is that really too much to ask? #

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2009-03-02T13:02:56Z

08:53 What a totally exhausting weekend.. not looking forward to work at all! :( #

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2009-03-01T21:51:13Z

This is the TEST shipment you asked for

11:03 Was just in the backyard weeding and one of our trees is buzzing! It started to flower during the week and the bees are really loving it! #
09:07 @DomesticMouse ok, maybe not ALL of my customers.. #
13:24 wonders why all her customers are douche bags... #
19:17 Yay! I'm inside! #
18:36 So, I've lost my keys and I'm outside waiting for Nic to come all the way home from soccer to let me in. Lucky the wifi reaches out here. #
21:35 I really should be in bed already... #
19:28 is watching tinyurl.com/dhktwd and lusting for an awesome tablet of her own #
19:03 Had an awesome time at NIN but is now totally exhausted! #
19:17 The Sims 3 release date has been pushed back 4 months!! *cries* #
19:06 I'm so glad that I only had to do a few hours of stock take. *hugs* to those who will still be there at 11pm. #
15:45 I can't believe my male guppy I'd still alive. He's been floating on his side fir almost a week. #
12:14 Holy shit.. I'm now going to NIN and Coldplay. So excited... so broke! #
11:54 I love making cheesecake.. livking the bowl is full of awesome. #
18:01 Damn you internet and your stupid cap. Go faster! #
18:00 This is new.. #

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Blarg..

2008-07-15T12:36:35Z

Wow, haven't done a proper update in a while. I've come to rely too much on Facebook me thinks.

Oh well, whats been happening? Holidays! I took 3 glorious weeks off work. If only I could take 3 years. Though on a brighter note about work, I will be moving to a new position next week which makes me happy.
So, holidays. Well our new TV arrived just in time! The last Friday night of work in fact. Needless to say most of the first week of holidays was taken up with Wii. Okami and Zelda to be precise, with a little bit of bowling thrown in. I organised for the super awesome ex-work friend of doom Christina to house sit and it was the best idea ever! Not only did she keep the precious TV from being ruthlessly stolen but she fed and loved my babies while I was gone.
We left for QLD on the first thursday and stayed that night at the Taylor's in delightful Kempsey. The only drawback was a bit of shoe poo for Nic. Met Spare Cat, who is HUGE! I always thought StirFry was big but boy was I wrong.
Friday saw us head up to Bris-Vegas and Kate's place to dump our gear, then out for some tasty thai. Didn't really do much on the weekend, shopped, got home-sick and sulked, played PSP (Yes we are total gamer nerds who cannot possibly go one week without pressing buttons!).
Monday was DREAMWORLD! Made all the sweeter because the folks back at work were doing stocktake that day and I totally got to rub it in! HA! Take that Dymocks plebs! Anyway...
Tuesday - vegged, then saw James for dinner and a movie. Two captain hungry's at the one (mexican) table is surely a sight to see.
Wednesday was whale watching and Sea World. Whale watching was brilliant, the (boat? yacht? ship? whatever I don't care) was huge! and had big plasma screens to show edumacational movies about stuffs. We got really close to some beautiful whales, though I didn't get very good pics as I was too busy gawping. Sea World was pretty good too. What totally amazed me about both the whales and dolphins was how curious they are. It's not often the animals are just as interested in you as you are in them.
Thursday was a trip to DFO where I found the most amazing dress for the wedding, absolutely stunning! Though as it turned out I only got to wear it for like an hour or 2.. :(
Friday was Australia Zoo, where everything is named after Steve Irwin, I mean he was an awesome guy but let him go already! Saw some crocs, Nic won a prize, I got slobbered on by an elephant.
Friday night we had dinner with Luke, Kate, Gaz and Bec. Yummy thai again, though when we got home I started feeling a bit off. Low and behold at some time in the middle of the night I woke up to uncontrollable shivering. I lay there trying to get warm for what felt like hours! Eventually I made it to the bathroom to perform some evacuation maneuvers, waking Nic up in the process. He gave me some panadol and cuddles until I got back to sleep, only to wake up a few hours later with hot sweats! Talk about bad timing, not happy Jan! The morning was spent dozing fitfully and trying not to vomit until it was time to get ready for the wedding, then more actual vomiting and we were off. The ceremony had been moved indoors due to the pooring rain that had started that morning (again, talk about bad timing!) and I stole some much sort after seats cause I really wasn't gonna make through otherwise. The ceremony was beautiful, honestly the second best ceremony I've ever been to (mine being the first for obvious reasons). Afterwards we made our apologies and headed home, sighting wedding etiquette rule #82 Do Not Vomit On The Bride. I had planned on having a little rest and heading back to the reception but I never actually made it off the couch, 2 heaters and a blanket are a sick girls saviour.
We were going to stick around til Monday or Tuesday at the latest but being sick and sulky I just wanted to go home. So Sunday we headed off back to Kempsey, where the wonderful Taylors again took us in and treated us like family. Lots of hugs and blankets and lemsip and love. By Monday I was feeling so much better, it did help that that afternoon we came home to a spotlessly clean house, happy cats, flowers and a fruit platter. Not to menton a fridge full of goodies, fresh from the market! I can never thank Tina enough! Needless to say the clean house didn't last and alot of Wii was had by all that last perfect week of holidays. Just when things were going well, yet again my body decided to throw a spanner in the works! Whilst having a shower on Friday morning I bent over to wash my leg as one does in the shower and POP! went the back. Thankfully Friday was the worst of it and its been getting better every day since. Now I just have to get used to standing for 8 hours a day again. Oh my acheing legs!

I bought an iPhone off ebay on Saturday, I can't wait till it comes! Had my phone transferd to Optus and Nic didn't tell me I had a new simcard so I got about 5 or 6 messages tonight when I put it in. *rolls eyes*

Anyways, I don't know how I feel at the moment. Everything is so wishy washy. One minute I'm up then the next I'm down again. The only thing I really have to rely on is my precious husband, although he's on night shift so that could explain the down-ness. After spending almost every waking (and non waking) moment together for weeks, suddenly being apart is really hard.

Oh well, thats enough crap from me. Probably the longest post in like forever anyway. I will leave you with a few of my favourite animals from holidays. All the rest of the photos are on Facebook.. you know you want it...

Camera shy holiday dog.

Kitties!

Dancing whales.

Inquisitive dolphins.

AND...

How stupid do they think tourists are?